What have I gotten myself into?

I drove down to Mexico today, and this is an even bigger adventure than I expected:

1. I did not magically remember how to speak Spanish when I crossed the border, as I had hoped.
2. I AM THE ONLY STUDENT FROM THE UNITED STATES HERE. All suspicions were confirmed. Everyone else is local.
3. Despite what I was told, I am not staying in the university's Jesuit retreat house, but in someone's actual personal residence. I'm staying in a room with a jacuzzi, treadmill, couch, and mini-fridge in it, a bathroom attached, and I'm responsible for all my own food.

I am in completely over my head. Let's hope I can keep myself afloat.

At least I have a view.

P.S. Please send me emails. Please.